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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted with Dope Tied to the End of his Willy!

A Philadelphia-area drug dealer saw his claim of innocence spring a leak after he wet his pants at a police station — leading cops to notice that he had more than 80 bags of heroin and cocaine tied around the end of his Willy!

As Heard on Mike and Tricia:

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Ray Woods (shown below) was initially pulled over for a traffic violation, but when officers approached him to ask questions, they noticed an extremely large bulge in his pants. Rather than assume he was just glad to see them, they chose to haul him in for questioning. It was there that Woods, either out of nervousness or because of a weak bladder, couldn’t hold it any longer and whizzed all over himself resulting in his subsequent drug bust.

Folcroft Police Department

Commenting on the ingenuity – or lack thereof – of the criminal mind, a police department spokesman said later, “In 14 years, I’ve seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I’ve never seen it tied to their penis. I guess they figure the police officers aren’t going to check down in that area.”


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