Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Barricades Himself in Hotel Room – Demands Pizza and Paris Hilton
An Oregon man is facing an array of felony charges after barricading himself in a North Carolina hotel room and threatening to shoot police. Cops were called to a Hampton Inn after 61-year-old Frederick Denney began causing a loud disturbance. They found Denney armed with a weapon and a list of demands that included a pizza and Paris Hilton’s hand in marriage. Since Paris was unavailable, Denney had to settle for being pepper sprayed and taken into custody.
Along with being charged with “intoxicated and disorderly,” he was taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation. Ya think?