Mike’s The Stupid News: Man Avoids Marijuana Bust Because He Bought Actual Grass
THIS IS WHY THEY CALL IT 'DOPE': An unidentified 58-year-old in Sweden had just talked his dealer into selling him a 60 dollar bag of weed for 15 bucks when out of nowhere the cops swarmed in and busted him. But it turns out dumb luck and his own incredible stupidity saved him.
You see, when police examined the reefer he'd just bought, they found it wasn't marijuana. The reason his dealer gave him such a sweet discount was because the "grass" he sold him was actual grass. As in, cut from someones front lawn grass. So because the 58-year-old didn't technically buy sweat leaf, the cops had to let him go.