I'm not optimistic about this marriage. 21-year-old Mohammed Ahmed of Lincolnwood, Illinois and his new bride were in Orlando last week on their honeymoon. At some point, Mohammed told her he was going out for a bit and left her at the hotel. The newlywed then went off to meet up with a hooker he'd hired on some shady website. It turned out to be an undercover sting by the Polk County Sheriff's Department, and Mohammed was one of 92 people busted in the sting.

His new wife found out he'd been arrested for solicitation when he didn't return and she called the cops to report him missing. They in turn informed her he wasn't missing, they knew exactly where he was; down the hall in a jail cell. Idiot! Hookers are for the bachelor party, not the honeymoon.