Mike’s the Stupid News: Listen to Audio of Robber Getting Cracked on the Head with an Aluminum Bat

Earlier this week, 46-year-old Horatio Coates of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma put on a pair of underwear over this head to disguise himself, then entered his local Dollar General store with the intention of robbing the place.

The store manager, however, had other ideas … and an aluminum bat. And unfortunately for Horatio's head, tighty whities don't offer much protection from an aluminum baseball bat. The manager ended up knocking him out with the bat!

Listen to the 911 call below. You can actually hear the sound of the bat making contact with Horatio's skull, (PING!), followed by Horatio’s screams of pain. Horatio was hospitalized, then arrested.