Mike’s the Stupid News: Las Cruces Woman Stabs Boyfriend who Denied her a ‘40’

Look, I love drinking 40s as much as anyone from Las Cruces. I mean, you give me 40 ounces of King Cobra or Colt 45 and I'm not leaving my trailer for a while. But they're not worth what a Las Crustacean did for one the other day …

After 22-year-old Alexa Monet Rodriguez’s man denied her a 40, Alexa first hit him with a TV tray and a chair, then threw a three-pound weight at his head, and capped it off by throwing a 14-inch knife in his direction.

Alexa was arrested and hit with several charges, including aggravated battery and aggravated assault. Her man was treated for minor injuries and released.