Mike’s the Stupid News: Jesus Spotted on a Burrito
There’s been another Jesus sighting; this time on a breakfast burrito.
80-year-old Ernesto Garza, of Beeville, Texas, was eating a bacon and egg breakfast burrito a few days ago, when he says he noticed something on the tortilla.
It was Jesus.
According to the Beeville Bee-Picayune, Ernesto asked a friend what he saw and his friend immediately said it looked like Jesus.
Ernesto has since carefully re-wrapped his half-eaten burrito and plans to save as long as he can.