Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Man Impersonates Cop to Get His McDonald’s On

McDonald's slogan is “You deserve a break today,” unless you're pretending to be a cop to get free food.

Joseph E. Pineda of Pinellas Park, Florida pulled into a Mickey D’s drive-thru in St. Petersburg on Friday and placed his order, followed by the explanation that he didn't have his wallet, but that it shouldn't be a problem since he was a cop. He then pulled up to the window and reiterated his story to the manager, flashing a fake badge and a real gun as proof.

The manager didn't buy his story and called the real cops, who arrived to find Pineda still in the drive-thru lane patiently waiting for his food. He was arrested for impersonating a police officer, and charged with a McFelony. Hi-Yo!