Mike’s the Stupid News: Fired up over Fast Food
A Kansas City, Missouri, man is in jail today after allegedly threatening a Taco Bell employee with a shotgun. According to police, Jeremy Combs, got his food at the Taco Bell drive-through window, drove home, and then went back to the restaurant with his shotgun after he realized there were no packets of hot sauce in his bag.
Meanwhile … A guy in Florida evidently really wanted a Wendy’s cheeseburger, but didn’t want to over exert himself by walking to the fast food restaurant. So, he stole a taxicab. Macon police found 22-year-old Gene Cornett — and the stolen cab — in a nearby Wendy’s parking lot. Cornett said he found the cab with the keys inside at a vacant lot by his home and took it because he was jonesing for some Wendy’s but didn’t want to walk.