Mike’s the Stupid News – Domestic Violence Call Turns out to Be Woman Yelling at Her Boyfriend over His Nonstop Flatulence
Police officers in Clawson, Michigan thought they were rolling up on a suspected domestic dispute, but it turned out the woman’s screaming was only a dramatic reaction to her boyfriend breaking wind.
According to the police report, a concerned neighbor called 911 after she heard a woman in the apartment complex repeatedly screaming "Stop! No!” and loud noises in between the shouts. Thinking it was a domestic violence issue, she called the cops who rushed to the scene to investigate.
Well, it turned out the woman's boyfriend wasn’t beating on her. He was passing gas over and over, and each time, his girlfriend would yell at him to stop. Oh, and those loud noises the neighbor said she heard between the shouts of “Stop! No!”? That was the sound of the guy cutting the cheese!