Mike’s the Stupid News – Clothing Thieves Busted Wearing Victims Monogrammed T-Shirt
Larry Bennett of Jacksonville, Florida returned home on Saturday to find his home ransacked, his flat screen and embroidered work shirt missing, the burners on his stove on, and some napkins smoldering nearby. After dealing with the small fire, Bennett called police to report the stolen electronics and clothing. One of those electronics was his iPad, which luckily for Larry had a tracking device on it.
When the cops rolled up at the address the device had led them to, they found a woman sitting on the porch playing with the iPad. Oh, it gets better. Minutes later, out walked a guy wearing a monogrammed work shirt with the name “Larry” on it. Deputies say the genius also had on the homeowner’s stolen Florida State University pajama bottoms. Both were arrested and charged with burglary, selling stolen property, and arson.