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Mike’s the Stupid News: Car Thief Busted after He Stops to Poop on Side of the Road

Pinellas County Sherriff's Office

Florida cops ended up unexpectedly arresting a felon when they responded to a call about a man poopping at the side of the road – only to find that he was driving a car that had been stolen several days before.

A woman saw Wayne Cossey emerge from his vehicle, drop his pants and squat down to relieve himself, so she took a cell phone snapshot and called cops to report the offense. Sadly, that photo has not been released to the public.

The deputy who responded to the call decided to run the license plate of the man’s car and found that it had been reported stolen. Cossey is being held on charges of indecent exposure, DUI and grand theft auto.

Now I’m no legal expert, but I’ve watched a lot of “Law and Order” and it sure sounds to me like he could very well be in some deep doo-doo. Hi-Yo! See what I did there?

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