Mike’s the Stupid News: Bad Handwriting Foils Man’s Robbery Attempt
HE DIDN’T HAVE THE WRITE STUFF: A wanna be bank robber in Delaware is no doubt cursing his cursive after his attempt at a bank robbery failed because the clerk claimed she couldn’t read the handwriting on his hold-up note! Thomas Love handed the teller a demand for cash on the back of a deposit slip, but when she couldn’t make heads or tails of it, she slid it back and demanded he re-write it and submit it again. I can hear it now: “Gimme all your honey…and don’t cull the caps….??? ’I have gum’? I’m sorry sir, this doesn’t make sense. Instead, he took off on foot and was arrested a few blocks away.