Mike’s the Stupid News: 71-Year-Old Woman Busted For Having Sex in Her Car

PROOF THEY ALL LOOK PRETTIER AT CLOSING TIME: A 71-year-old woman in Michigan was busted for doing the boom-boom in the back of a Buick. Rita Daniels put the moves on 54-year-old Tim Adams, and lured him to the Buick for some late night action.

Unfortunately for the randy granny and her younger lovah, a cop showed up soon after, tapped on the foggy windows, and asked what was going on. Tim's reply  to the officer? Quote, "I'm ****ing this chick.” Seriously. It's in the police report. The two were booked on charges of indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication.

Check out the mug shots below and see if you can tell who is never going to forget that night!