Mike’s the Stupid News – 62-Year-Old Woman Attacks Husband with Hammer over Judge Judy

HAMMER TIME: A 62-year old woman in Florida was arrested after she hit her husband in the head with a hammer while the pair was watching the "Judge Judy" show.  Janet Ann Knowles, shown here on the left, apparently became upset with something the judge had said during the show.  When her husband shushed her, she flipped out and attacked him. Officers found the victim holding bloody paper towels to his head.He has cuts and bruises but will be okay.

Coincidently, another Florida woman was arrested last weekend after she too bonked her man in the head with a hammer. That woman was upset because he was watching the Broncos-Steelers game. He'll also be fine. That reminds me … we’ve got what, four more playoff games this weekend? I’ve got to remember to get more Tostitos. And hide the hammers!!!