Mike’s (Not So) Stupid News: Woman Dis-Members Husband, Tosses Penis Down Disposal [VIDEO]

A California woman is behind bars after police say she poisoned her estranged husband, cut off his penis and threw it in the garbage disposal. Police say she was motivated by revenge because he wanted a divorce. Remember the good old days, when women only took your HOUSE?

According to Garden Grove police, Catherine Kieu Becker drugged the meal she served to her estranged husband, whose name was not released. After the 51-year-old man began feelilng ill and went to lie down, the 48-year-old Becker tied his arms and legs to the bed with a rope, stripped him naked and took a 10-inch kitchen knife to his manhood as he awoke.

She then put her husband's detached penis in a garbage disposal and flipped the switch. Dang! Ladies, look, when we refer to it as "junk" it's simply a figure of speech, okay?

Becker was booked for investigation of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. Bail was set at $1 million. The victim, although in serious condition after undergoing surgery, is expected to survive.