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Mike’s Blah Blah Blog: What’s With All Our Porn ‘Stached Mascots???

EPCC has a new face representing them at sporting events and public appearances now. . .  And his name is Tejano Jack.

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Why “Jack” and not, say, “Juan” or “Jose” or “Tony” wasn’t immediately explained. Nor has the fascination our area colleges and universities seem to have with Porn ‘stached mascots. You’ve noticed Paydirt Pete and his compadre down the road, Pistol Pete, sport a porn ‘stache too.

(Although Jack’s ‘stache looks more lecherous on him, dontcha think? Just look at the above pic and tell me he doesn’t come off  looking like a dirty old man! All that’s missing is the thought bubble with the words “Come here, little girl.” Just sayin’.)

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Come to think of it, why stop at the 70′s porn star look EPCC? You should’ve gone all the way and named him Tejano Pete.

Do you have a friend or family member who resembles one of our Three Porn ‘Stached Amigos? Send me a pic along with your name and his relationship to you to mike@ksii.com and I’ll post their picture in a future blog. 

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