Suburban dad-bro? Hotburglar? Creepy cosplayer? Those are some of the comments on the internet about the newly revamped McDonald's Hamburglar. The Hamburglar hasn't been around since 2002, but he almost broke the internet yesterday when he was re-introduced.

McDonald's says they are trying to update their image and turn itself into a "modern, progressive burger company." I think they just need to remember that the Hamburglar is supposed to be part of our childhood, not our twisted '50 Shades of Hamburglar' fantasies.

Back to the drawing board, McDonald's!