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Make Sure to Avoid These Horrible Halloween Costumes

Halloween will be here before you know it.  If you’re anything like me, you’ll spend the day before Halloween scrambling to put a semi-decent costume together.  A quick word of advice, Halloween is all about fun and creativity.  Avoid the following costumes AT ALL COSTS (speaking of costs, the price tags on some of these are pretty ridiculous).








Cry Baby Adult Costume – $36.99

The wrong kind of cute to aim for in my opinion








Sexy Oscar the Grouch – $49.99 (WAS $74.99)

I just don’t think a girl in a trashcan can ever be considered sexy…








Big Foot – $49.99

We get the joke, it’s just not very funny.









The Sun – $39.99

Dressing up as one part of a breakfast cereal box cover is just plain lazy.








“Halloween” Jumpsuit – $49.95

I understand that the “sexy” angle is always big on Halloween, but at least come up with a theme. Sexy stewardess, librarian, mechanic, sexy ANYTHING.  The possibilities are endless, just a little thought will go a long way.


For a more comprehensive list of bad costumes, including bad children’s costumes, click here.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m kinda busy growing my facial hair and picking out a thong online for my “sexy wolf man” costume

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