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Look What I Found! – A Public Service Announcement

This is a public service announcement to a young lady who is going to wake up later this morning minus a vital piece of clothing….

I get up pretty early in the morning,  so there’s not usually a lot happening on the streets of El Paso, much less in the parking lots of the city. 

This morning, however, I got out of  my car in the parking lot of the 7-11 that I always go to to get my newspaper, and saw something purple on the ground.  I didn’t pay much attention to it because I was on the phone, but when I came back out, I realized that it was a pair of, da da da DUUUUUUM(!), purple panties!

courtesy: patricia martinez

Yes, right there in the parking lot, just outside my car door and the front door of the 7-11, was a crumpled up pair of purple panties!  I don’t think I stepped on them, so perhaps the girl who lost them could probably swing by after she grabs a bowl of menudo to calm her hangover and get them back.  It might be wise to use hot water and a lot of detergent, though, because I’m pretty sure I ran over them. 

Sorry.  But at least I let you know where you dropped them. 

This has been a public service announcement for the girl who lost her panties in front of the 7-11 last night.  You’re welcome.

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