Look What I Found! – A Public Service Announcement
This is a public service announcement to a young lady who is going to wake up later this morning minus a vital piece of clothing….
I get up pretty early in the morning, so there’s not usually a lot happening on the streets of El Paso, much less in the parking lots of the city.
This morning, however, I got out of my car in the parking lot of the 7-11 that I always go to to get my newspaper, and saw something purple on the ground. I didn’t pay much attention to it because I was on the phone, but when I came back out, I realized that it was a pair of, da da da DUUUUUUM(!), purple panties!
Yes, right there in the parking lot, just outside my car door and the front door of the 7-11, was a crumpled up pair of purple panties! I don’t think I stepped on them, so perhaps the girl who lost them could probably swing by after she grabs a bowl of menudo to calm her hangover and get them back. It might be wise to use hot water and a lot of detergent, though, because I’m pretty sure I ran over them.
Sorry. But at least I let you know where you dropped them.
This has been a public service announcement for the girl who lost her panties in front of the 7-11 last night. You’re welcome.