Hashtag trending on twitter right now…

Here are some tweets that stood out:

#Life would be a lot better if my allergies would just go away!

#Life would be a lot better if my roots dyed themselves!

#Life would be a lot better if I could download food!

#Life would be a lot better if I had magical powers!

#Life would be a lot better if procrastinating was productive!

Fill in the blank and tell us how your life would be a lot better if ______.