Let Us Give Thanks – The Coffee Edition
Oh Great and Wise Coffee Gods, we thank you for your beans of caffeine this early, early morning. We would be lost in the wilderness of grogginess without your magical brewed elixir.
We give thanks for the heavenly jolt your warm, sweet tonic imparts on your weary morning show minions. Oh Coffee Gods, we imbibe greedily, though we are unworthy of your gift.