WATCH A TOPLESS KIM KARDASHIAN STRADDLE KANYE WEST IN RAUNCHY VIDEO: KANYE WEST debuted his sexy, new music video featuring a topless, writhing KIM KARDASHIAN. And why not? Kim knows a thing or two about making sexy videos with her boyfriends. Bazinga! Though, this one's not as sexy as her video with Ray J. Boom! The video, which 'Ye debuted on "Ellen" today, cuts between him rapping, and he and Kimmie riding a motorcycle with Kim either behind him, straddling him, or making out with him.

KANYE WEST SHADES PRESIDENT OBAMA: KANYE WEST took several shots at PRESIDENT OBAMA during a recent radio interview, calling out the commander-in-chief who once referred to him as a “jackass,” and who also said he and KIM KARDASHIAN represent a warped American dream.

The insanely annoying self-important West referred to himself and Kim as “pop icons,” claiming the President called them out “just to be down.” He finished by vowing not to talk about Obama again. “That’s out my thoughts," he said. "That’s lower on my priority of thinking at this point,” adding if someone wants to use him for their own reasons, he's done with them.

THE KARDASHIANS - MODERN DAY PILGRIMS: When the KARDASHIAN women aren't dressing like skanks, they like to dress like Pilgrims. Check out the humorous photographic proof courtesy of Buzzfeed. (KIM) (PILGRIM) (KHLOE) (PILGRIM) (KOURTNEY) (PILGRIM) (KRIS) (PILGRIM)

BIEBER'S WEEKEND BLOWOUT DETAILED: The party JUSTIN BIEBER threw on Friday night that bothered his neighbors so much cops were called three times with noise complaints sounds like it was pretty wild. Word is, it included booze, pot and naked women. A source says the booze was flowing and there was plenty of weed to go around. And SNOOP DOGG wasn't the only celebrity in attendance. The guests also included  FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR., and CHRIS BROWN.

Oh, and there were also naked girls everywhere. TMZ says Justin hired 20, quote, "big booty strippers" and the other girls at the party were so "inspired" by them that they took their clothes off, too. Bieber had fat stacks, and supposedly made it rain all night -- reportedly dropping $10,000 on the girls.

No word on who it was that blabbed about this party, but if he or she is found out they could end up in serious financial trouble. As we told you yesterday, TMZ reported that guests were forced to sign a confidentiality agreement in which they agreed to keep their mouths shut and not tweet, text or write about it. In fact, anyone who violated the agreement would have to pay The Bieb $3 million, according to the doc.

TODAY IN SHIRTLESS CELEBRITIES - JAMES FRANCO: JAMES FRANCO posted a shirtless selfie to Instagram. He captioned it, "All the kids are doing it."

IN DENIAL - TIM MCGRAW AND FAITH HILL: TIM MCGRAW and FAITH HILL are once again trying to beat down rumors that they're getting divorced. Faith made it clear to People magazine that they are "absolutely not" breaking up. "The rumors seem to be running like crazy right now for some reason. It's perplexing," she adds She can thank the National Enquirer for that. They've been beating the divorce drum since back in August when they tried to drag TAYLOR SWIFT into the rumor mill in a cover story claiming Faith "suspected infidelities" because of the "sexual chemistry" between Tim and Taylor. The McGraw-Hills have been married for 17 years.

'DANCING' UPDATE - THE FINAL FOUR: LEAH REMINI got the boot last night, which means BILL ENGVALL somehow made it to the "Dancing With the Stars" finals. Wow. Just, wow. Bill, CORBIN BLEU, AMBER RILEY, and JACK OSBOURNE will battle for the coveted mirror ball trophy over two nights next week.

DID JAKE GYLLENHAAL TELL TAYLOR SWIFT HER 'RED' C.D. WAS LIKE A PHOTO ALBUM?:TAYLOR SWIFT revealed to New York Magazine that she heard from the guy who inspired her album "Red," which is filled with songs about her breakup with, well, the rumor is it's JAKE GYLLENHALL, but Tay has never confirmed that.

Anyway, whoever it is listened to the album, read between the lines, and then called her to talk it out. "He was like, 'I just listened to the album, and that was a really bittersweet experience for me. It was like going through a photo album.'" she tells the mag. "That was nice. Nicer than, like, the ranting, crazy emails I got from this one [other] dude." She doesn't mention who the "dude" was but did let it be known he's a "songwriter".

Who do you think the loser who sent the crazy emails is, Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Conor Kennedy, John Mayer or Joe Jonas? Mayer is a strong possibility because he's such a douche, but I'm going with Jonas. Call it a hunch. What's your take?