The idea of the Easter Bunny is a wonderful one when you’re a little kid. Think about it; a magical rabbit enters your house, hides candy-filled eggs and leaves behind a basket of toys and assorted goodies. Sounds awesome, right? The reality of a jumbo rabbit coming to life, however, can be quite traumatizing.

At least Santa Claus is a human being. The Easter Bunny, on the other hand, is a big, furry monster with a freakishly large head. It’s no wonder small kids flip out and go bananas when they’re forced to sit on its lap.