Hollywood Dirt – Gwen Stefani Shows Off Baby Bump + Katy Perry’s Boobies Cover GQ & More
KATY PERRY TALKS BOOBS + LOSING VIRGINITY: KATY PERRY is on the cover of the new GQ, and in the accompanying interview opens up about her boobs, and losing her V-card. But before we get to Katy giving up her story about giving it up, here’s what she had to say about her magical boobs. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
Katy said she started wishing for boobs when she was 11, and even took it to The Man Upstairs. “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”
As for her first time she got her monkey punched, Katy says it happened in the front seat of a Volvo sedan when she was 16, while listening to Jeff Buckley’s album “Grace”. No mention of who the lucky guy walking around out there who actually lived that moment is.
COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP – KIM K. HAS ‘BOOTY TAILOR’ ON CALL: The not-always-reliable Italian tabloid, Grazia, claims KIM KARDASHIAN pays a so-called ‘booty tailor’ nearly 5 grand a day to be on call in case she can’t find jeans that fit her perfectly. It appears that even Kim has problems finding jeans that don’t make her butt look big, er, I mean, bigger. (PHOTO)
Their what I’m sure is an unimpeachable source say Kimmie has problems finding jeans that flatter her rather round behind because “Kim has a size 4 waist and size 10 bottom” so she and Kanye hired a stylist to be on call 24/7. “It means Kim can buy jeans, have them altered and be photographed in them within a matter of hours,” revealed the source. I find that so hard to believe … that her butt’s only a size 10! Puh-leeze!
GWEN STEFANI SHOWS US HER TWEETS: GWEN STEFANI Tweeted a picture of her baby bump.
BIEBER BLOWS $75,000 IN MIAMI STRIP CLUB: Nothing gets your mind off a criminal investigation like dropping some major cash at a strip club. Just ask JUSTIN BIEBER, who spent his Martin Luther King Jr. Day getting lap dances in a Miami Beach strip club. According to TMZ, Bieber showed up with $75,000 in one dollar bills, and didn’t just make it rain, he made it pour! That was not be the first time Bieber made it rain in a gentleman’s club; last October, he had a good time taking in the talent at a Houston strip joint.
IN DENIAL – SELENA GOMEZ DENIES X RATED BIEBER TEXTS: SELENA GOMEZ’S rep is denying a Radaronline report that claimed Justin Bieber sent Selena explicit text messages and nude photos.
The site reported the pair engaged in a bitter text fight, in which Selena called him a “drug addict,” Justin texted her, “’F**K YOU!!!!! I need to grow up? HA ok! Enjoy life with OUT ME B***H (sic).” He also allegedly sent her a picture of his penis, and called her a “talentless p***y.” But a rep for Selena says the story and the texts are “not real.”
RIHANNA SHOWS US HER PICS: A series of super-sexy shots of RIHANNA showed up on Instagram on Tuesday. The racy photos were taken in Brazil as part of a Vogue cover shoot.
In a couple of the photographs she’s posing topless, although, sadly, her bobbly bits are strategically covered up, while in another, she is seen sitting on a paddle board possibly smoking a blunt.