Why are Joe Biden’s Eyes Black?

If you were one of the millions of people who watched the State of the Union address tonight, you probably noticed Joe Biden’s creepy eyes.

As it turns out, Joe scratched his cornea recently, which is why he’s wearing those purple-colored glasses. If you look closely, his eyes are bloodshot.

Truth aside, people on Twitter came up with some hilarious options why his eyes were black. How long before we can expect Joe Biden’s eyes to have their own Twitter account?