It turns out Jared Fogle’s legal team tried to pin this whole sex crime thing on Subway because “Jared lost weight and it gave him more confidence.”

A forensic psychologist testified during the hearings that the stress of Fogle’s diet may have contributed to his sexual crimes against children. They claimed and testified to the courtroom that “Once he lost weight it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality.” Yes, losing all that weight made Jared want to be indecent with young girls. What is this world coming to?

Losing a significant amount of weight, and becoming more attractive and confident in the process, could lead a person to become more hyper-sexual but to claim that the weight loss caused him to like young girls is ridiculous.

Jared Fogle was sentenced to 15 and a half years in prison but we will probably see him again on his own television special.