Istanbul Not Constantinople
I have no idea how this song came up between me and Mike probably like a year ago, but every once in a while, we'll sing the chorus. If you have kids, or you yourself were once a kid, you'll probably remember it too!
This version is sung by They Might Be Giants and it features the characters from Tiny Toons. After this, you might not need that afternoon blast of caffeine to make it through the day!