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Is This The New Turducken?

First, there was turkey – it was the star of the Thanksgiving meal.  Juicy, golden brown, regal.  Then, someone went and invented the Turducken – a scary, hybrid made of chicken inside duck inside turkey.  Now, there is an even bigger Thanksgiving meal abomination.  When will the madness end?!

There is an evil clone of a turkey waiting to jump out at you from the grocery store cooler.  It’s a ball of turkey meat that’s been shaped into a turkey.  This is what a turkey is supposed to look like on the Thanksgiving table:

If you want to see what the lunatics at GreenRidge Farms did to turkey, click here.  By the way, the article talks about another gross ball of meat pressed into an even grosser shape.  I mean, who would eat this stuff?

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