British researchers combed though over 40,000 jokes and concluded that the joke below is the funniest joke – EVER! They say not only does it translate into every language they tried it in, but it also NEVER fails to get a laugh. We Report, You Decide. Here it is:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them has an attack and suddenly falls to the ground. The other hunter freaks out and calls 911.
He screams, ‘Help! I think my friend is dead!’ The 911 operator says, ‘Okay sir, you have to calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
There’s a couple of seconds of silence, followed by a gun-shot blast. Then the hunter says, ‘Okay, now what?’
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