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Horny Granny Uses 911 to Proposition Responding Officer

A Florida woman was arrested for misusing 911 after she called to complain that the cop wouldn’t have sex with her. 58 year old Maria Montenez-Colon first called about a family argument over who owned her late husband’s Corvette.

After the responding officer, 31-year-old Justin Davoult, arrived at the woman’s home, Montenez-Colon told the officer he was sexy, asked if he was married, and informed him she was “so horny,” adding she hadn’t been “penetrated in years.” The officer tried to re-direct the conversation back to her 911 call asking what he could do for her. Her reply? “You can [expletive] me.”

The officer then informed Ms. Colon that she was being inappropriate, explained he could nothing for her, and left. But the horny granny would not be scorned! She called 911 again – this time to complain about officer Davoult.

The officer was dispatched to her house again, accompanied by his lieutenant. According to the police report, she told the lieutenant Davoult “had been a perfect gentleman but when I asked him to f*** me, he turned me down so that made me angry.” When the officer asked her if she was aware that what she was doing was against the law, she replied, “I do, but how else am I going to get you to f*** me?” She was arrested for misusing 911. Dang! When she gets out someone needs to tell her about the Women Seeking Men section of Craigslist, Stat!

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