RUSSEL BRAND BANNED FROM JAPAN: KATY PERRY tried to bring RUSSELL BRAND with her to Japan over the weekend, but they wouldn't let him into the country. And, no, it's not because they hated his "Arthur" remake just as much as we did in this country, it's because of his criminal record.

Katy Tweeted it was over Russel's "priors from over 10 years ago" for drug possession and public indecency that kept him out of the country. Russell tweeted as well, taking a pic of himself while in custody and posting it along with the caption, "Planning escape from Japanese custody. It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."

WHY DID ARNOLD HOOK UP WITH SUCH BUSTED LOOKING WOMEN???:Ever since pictures of ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S housekeeper and other alleged mistresses and/or baby mama’s hit the ‘net, many – perhaps even you - have wondered why someone of his stature would choose such busted looking women to have dalliances with.

According to a "dirty dossier" Britain’s News of the World was privy to, Ahnold picks unattractive women because they're "grateful for the attention in a way gorgeous gals never are." The dossier was compiled by former high-profile Los Angeles private investigator Anthony Pellicano back when Arnold first ran for office. His then political backers wanted to know what kind of skeletons Arnold had in his closet. Here's what the British tab says the P.I. found:

--Arnold was "an unstoppable womanizer, even worse than the Kennedys.”

--"The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman,"

--While filming "Total Recall" in Mexico in 1990, Schwarzenegger reportedly had his longtime off and on lover Gigi Goyette flown in for weekend love sessions ...

"The girls on set could not understand why he was bringing this plain girl down when they were all willing and able to help him commit adultery," according to the report.

SCANDAL UPDATE - MORE LOVE CHILDREN: How’s this for random: Actress JANE SEYMOUR, star of the longtime TV series “Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman” says there are definitely more Schwarzenegger Love Children.

She tells Britain’s Daily Mail, "I heard about two more children," then adds she – like many in Hollywood - was not surprised “It’s been common knowledge in Malibu forever. And there will be more information coming out soon.” Seymour says she’s spoken to Arnold since news of the scandal but wouldn’t reveal what they talked about.

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SNAP SHOTS: LINDSAY LOHAN showed up in Miami over the weekend for a magazine shoot, and had a major wardrobe malfunction caught on camera!!! As she posed on the roof of the Raleigh Hotel, the wind suddenly kicked up and completely exposed one of the girls ...

2.)Does TOM BRADY scream like a girl when he goes down waterslides? Judging by the look on his face in this picture taken of him at a pool in Mexico, the answer is most definitley "Yes" ...

MONDAY BIRTHDAYS: Singer Jewel blows out 37 birthday candles today. Here's who else is celebrating a birthday today.

BILLBOARD AWARDS - BIEB WINS BIG, SMOOCHES ON SELENA: JUSTIN BIEBER  was the big winner of the night, getting a total of six awards including the Digital Artist of the Year, Top New Artist and Fan Favorite awards. He was sitting with his mom and his girlfriend, SELENA GOMEZ. And when he won awards, he would KISS Selena. On the lips!!!

RIHANNA, who won Radio Artist of the Year and Female Artist of the Year, opened the show with her song "S&M" , joined by BRITNEY SPEARS, who not only looked like she was lip synching, but totally phoning her part in as well ...

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BABY NEWS: It's a boy for "Lost" star EVANGELINE LILLY. The actress didn't release any other details so we don't know if she named him after a fruit or some an over the counter medication.

2.) KATE BECKINSALE was spotted out in Los Angeles over the weekend with what looked like a BABY BUMP.

Kate has been married to "Underworld" director Len Wiseman for seven years. If she has been fetused, it will be their first together.

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