DID MICHAEL JACKSON AND WHITNEY HOUSTON ONCE HAVE A SECRET AFFAIR???!!!: MICHAEL JACKSON'S former bodyguard, Matt Fiddes, is making more shocking claims.

One week after claiming HE'S the biological father of Michael's youngest child, BLANKET, Fiddes now claims MJ and WHITNEY HOUSTON were on the down low.

According to Matt, back in 1991, Michael hooked it up with WHITNEY HOUSTON!!!

Fiddes tells London's "Sun" tabloid, quote, "Whitney practically moved into Michael's ranch and they had a fling like any other young couple. But Michael said later he had always hoped the relationship had gone further, and I know he dreamed of marrying her."

Michael and Whitney went their seperate ways, but reunited about a decade later at a concert for Michael in New York. Quote, "They were both a mess [by then], to be honest.

They shared what would be their final hugs and Michael begged Whitney to get off the drugs that were destroying her life. The two of them whispered that they loved each other as they hugged."

KIM KARDASHIAN WAS THE BUTT OF JOKES AT WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE DINNER: KIM KARDASHIAN attended the White House Correspondence Dinner Saturday, but may have regretted that decision. Kim and the Kardashian clan were the butt of several jokes during the evening, coming from not only host JIMMY KIMMEL, but PRESIDENT OBAMA as well.

“If you're looking for the greatest threat to America right now, she's right there," Kimmel joked, pointing at Kim, who sat at the Fox News table with LINDSAY LOHAN. He added, “When you took office, the Kardashians had one reality show. Now they have four. This is not a good trend."

As for Obama, in a pre-taped segment in which they faked him not knowing his mic was turned on backstage, he was heard saying, "Seriously, guys, what am I doing here? I'm the President of the United States...why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian? What is she famous for, anyway?"


JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT EMBARRASSED BY HER CRUSH DECLARATION: Earlier this month, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT was on the "Ellen" show and revealed she was crushing on Maroon 5 singer and "The Voice" judge ADAM LEVINE.

Well, last week Adam on the "Ellen" show Adam told her that when he heard about Jennifer's comments, he thought, quote, "That was aggressive . . . it was really sweet and flattering."

So an embarrassed JLove headed to Twitter to talk about how it felt to get shot down so publicly. She wrote in reply to the hashtag #KeepCrushesQuiet, quote, "The moment when you make a comment about something or someone and the world makes you feel like a total fool. "Thank you to Adam Levine for being so gracious on 'Ellen' about my crush heard 'round the world. I've learned a lesson."


PATRICK DEMPSEY PLAYS REAL LIFE HERO: "McDreamy" himself, PATRICK DEMPSEY, came to the rescue of a teen driver who crashed and flipped his car in Malibu last week. On Tuesday, a 17-year-old crashed his Ford Mustang right in front of Dempsey's house. Patrick saw the crash, grabbed a crowbar, and ran outside to get the kid out of the car.

According to the teen, when he opened his eyes, Patrick was looking down at him. He asked Patrick, quote, "Are you famous?" And Patrick responded, quote, "I'm a doctor." Patrick then waited with Weston until paramedics arrived, called the kid's mother to tell her about the accident and keep her calm, and followed the ambulance to the hospital to make sure the teen was OK.

THE WANTED CALL CHRISTINA AGUILERA A 'BITCH': The boy band THE WANTED don't think too highly of CHRISTINA AGUILERA. They recently performed on "The Voice", and apparently gave them the cold shoulder.

Band member MAX GEORGE told a New York radio station that Christina, quote, "a bit scary to be honest." SIVA KANESWARAN added, quote, "She was quite rude." TOM PARKER went a little further. He said, quote, "She was a total bitch!"

"She just sat there and didn't speak to us. Wouldn't even look at us," he added. Tom has since apologized about calling her the b-word, but he still thinks Christina was rude to them. He told TMZ, quote, "We just think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean?"


FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF 'DUH', MEL GIBSON ADMITS TO HAVING TEMPER: MEL GIBSON was on "The Tonight Show" on Friday night and addressed his latest in a long, long line of taped meltdowns. "You know, I love coming to [your show] because when I get here and you tape me, you let me know you're going to do that up front!" Mel said,  trying to make light of the situation.

Mel made headlines recently when screenwriter Joe Eszterhas accused him of being anti-Semitic and released tapes of the star flipping out. He admitted to Jay that he had been "peeved" at Joe over the delay of the script, then added, "You know, maybe you don't know this about me, but I've got a little bit of a temper."