WATCH CARRIE UNDERWOOD FALL ON STAGE: CARRIE UNDERWOOD'S note to self ... 5-inch stilettos + long shirt + stomping stage for emphasis = dangerous combination.

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - MILA KUNIS WEARING A RING: MILA KUNIS was spotted in L.A. the other day wearing a gold band on that finger. (PHOTO)

Naturally, people are asking if it means she and ASHTON KUTCHER are engaged. Hey,  don't look at me, I don't know. What I do know is that Ashton and DEMI aren't divorced yet so he and Mila can't be married. People magazine says Ashton has talked about proposing and "really wants to marry her", and speculates they "may have some exciting news to share sooner rather than later."

THEN AND NOW - THE JOLIE-PITT KIDS: My, how ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT'S kids have grown! Look at them now (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

HAS LAMAR ODOM ALREADY LEFT REHAB?! DID HE EVEN CHECK IN?: There's been some speculation as to whether LAMAR ODOM really checked into rehab. TMZ says that contrary to yesterday's reports, Odom is not in rehab. The site says they’ve contacted several sources and have been told he is not getting help for his alleged drug addiction. E! News claims he did check in on Wednesday but he checked back out yesterday. No reason was immediately given for why he bailed.


Meanwhile ... RadarOnline says that wherever Lamar is, he's been keeping the Kardashian clan -- including his wife KHLOE -- in the dark about it. A source says, quote, "For him to cut Khloe out is just a knife in her back. Khloe has reached out to Lamar's sports agent but has got no information about Lamar's whereabouts."

SNAPSHOT: Just two months after giving birth, JESSICA SIMPSON is wearing short shorts again. Although she's still going all loose and flowy up top. (PHOTO)

MEL GIBSON MIXES IT UP WITH COPS AT DUI CHECKPOINT: When MEL GIBSON starts yelling at cops at a DUI checkpoint, it's usually cause for concern. But this time around, all's well that ends well. According to TMZ, Mel was stopped at a checkpoint on California's Pacific Coast Highway, not far from the infamous scene of his drunken, antisemitic rant in 2006. He was perfectly sober this time around, but the problem arose when he couldn't find his driver's license.

Officers asked him to proceed to a secondary screening spot, and that's when the famous Gibson temper came out. He yelled, "Why are you harassing me? I have had problems with you Lost Hills [Malibu] deputies in the past." But when the cops were satisfied that Mel wasn't drunk, they let him off with a warning and he drove away.

JACK OSBOURNE'S WIFE MISCARRIES: It's been a week of major highs and major lows for OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE'S son, JACK. Two days ago, he was announced as one of the competitors on Dancing With the Stars. But now comes word that his wife Lisa has had a late-pregnancy miscarriage.

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Lisa writes on her blog, "Having a late-term miscarriage is by far the hardest thing either of us have ever had to go through. We appreciate all of your prayers and ask for privacy and respect during this time. It’s important to stay hopeful and optimistic through life’s toughest moments. We never know why things like this happen. All we can do is trust in God and know he has a plan for our lives.”

Jack, who was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, kicks off his run on DWTS on September 16th.

BEYONCE CELEBRATES BDAY ABOARD A LUXURY YACHT: If you are one of the world’s biggest pop stars, and you happen to be the wife of one of the world’s wealthiest entertainers, chances are you are going to celebrate your 32nd birthday like a pimp.

That’s exactly what BEYONCE, JAY Z, and daughter Blue Ivy did on Wednesday as she enjoyed a champagne-filled cruise aboard a luxury yacht cruising of the island of Stromboli, Italy. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - DAKOTA FANNING DATING MAN 13 YEARS OLDER: 19-year-old DAKOTA FANNING is dating a 32 year-old model named Jamie Stachan. I'll save you having to do the math; that's a 13-year difference! (PHOTO)

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Do you find that kinda creepy or is it just me? I know there are plenty of relationships involving people with a big age gap between them, but it's never going to NOT seem creepy to me when one of them is a teenager.