NUDE BONDAGE PICS OF LADY GAGA: Nude Polaroids of LADY GAGA from a year-old Vogue Japan photo shoot hit the ‘net yesterday. The photos show GaGa engaging in light S&M and smoking a cigarette in various stages of nudity, including full frontal!!!

The low quality pics were likely just test shots never meant to be seen by the public, but you know how it is this day and age. If they exist, the possibility some one will leak them on the Internet is very real.

You'll find the UNCENSORED versions here. Peep them if you dare!!! Just remember, some things can't be unseen.

But if you’re curious and/or brave enough to look, answer me this afterwards: Lady Gaga nude bondage pics - Unique beauty or drag queen who just woke up with a bad hangover?

KIM KARDASHIAN BANNED FROM GETTING STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME: KIM KARDASHIAN seems to have it all, but there's one thing she'll never get --a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A post on the Walk's Facebook page asked if someone such as Kim could receive the honor. They responded with, quote, "Someone asked if we give reality show characters stars? Hell to the No!" Ana Martinez, Vice President for Media Relations and Producer for the Hollywood Walk of Fame is my new hero!

PEEP THIS: Kim and Kris Honeymoon Photos

PITBULL INVITES LINDSAY TO VMA'S: It was reported earlier this week that LINDSAY LOHAN is suing PITBULL, claiming he "disparaged" her in his song "Give Me Everything." But the rapper says the line in question ... "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan" ... was meant as a compliment.

On his website, Pitbull writes, "When I say I got it locked up, if you play at the park, if you from the neighborhood, when they say you got it locked up, that means you run that area."

And to show he meant no harm, Pitbull has invited Lindsay to appear with him on stage at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards when he performs the song. There's been no response from Lindsay. I hope Lindsay does take Pitbull up on his offer, and I hope she realizes how ridiculous her law suit is and drops it. Personally, I think her trying to shake him down does her image more harm than his name-checking ever will.

CELEBRITY COURT - CHRISTINA AGUILERA THREATENS LEGAL ACTION: CHRISTINA AGUILERA is still fuming over a gossip site's innuendo that she was responsible for her son's black eye.

Word is, she's seriously contemplating legal action against MediaTakeOut for posting a picture of Christina's son, Max with a bruised face with a headline that screamed, "CHILD ABUSE???? CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SON IS PHOTO'D WITH A BLACK EYE!!!"

The claim upset Christina, which led to Christina's attorney sending a letter to the site. The letter read, "Christina is a wonderful mother and was not present in the park when Max fell and hurt himself. To imply that she had something to do with this incident, without any investigation on your part whatsoever, is reckless and unconscionable."

CREW BACKS UP JADA AND MARC DENIAL: JADA PINKETT-SMITH and MARC ANTHONY have denied an on set affair that allegedly led to the rumored break up of Jada and hubby WILL SMITH, and now some crew members are backing up their story.

TMZ reports that members of the "HawthoRNe" crew are telling them that nothing is going on between the two stars and that they've never witnessed anything inappropriate between them. In fact, sources say that Jada and Marc are rarely alone together, and would often run lines out in the open instead of in their trailers. Other crew members say that Jada's hubby Will Smith would often come by the set and it didn't seem like he and Jada were having any problems.

ROMANCE REPORT - ALEC BALDWIN AND SEAN PENN LIKE THEM YOUNG: 53-year-old ALEC BALDWIN has moved in with his girlfriend, a 27-year-old yoga instructor named Hilaria Thomas. A source tells the New York Post, quote, "He's really in love. He's even met her parents. He sees marriage in the near future."

Meanwhile ... 51-year-old SEAN PENN is giving his business to a 26-year-old girl. She's the former communications director of his J/P Haitian Relief Organization.

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SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION DEREK JETER AND MINKA KELLY: According to "People" magazine, DEREK JETER and MINKA KELLY have broken up, after three years together. Her rep confirmed it. That's really all we know for now.

MORE 'DANCING' RUMORS: ABC doesn't officially announce the "Dancing with the Stars" cast until Monday, but TMZ claims DAVID ARQUETTE will be on it. The gossip site says his partner will be KYM JOHNSON.

Earlier this week, the fan site PureDWTS suggested that CHER'S son, CHAZ BONO, might be part of the cast. But we'll go out on a limb and say that probably won't be happening since their "proof" was that Chaz recently started following MARK BALLAS and KARINA SMIRNOFF on Twitter.

CELEBRITY COURT - JAIME PRESSLY GETS PROBATION: JAIME PRESSLY received three-year's probation yesterday (Thursday) after pleading no contest to a DUI charge stemming from her arrest this past January.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?" -- RASHIDA JONES to CHELSEA HANDLER on kissing a girl and liking it.

Jones plays a lesbian and the girlfriend of ZOOEY DESCHANEL in the new movie 'Our Idiot Brother' out this weekend. Added Rashida,"I haven't dipped back since, but I was very appreciative of the experience."

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WATCH: Inspired by JIM CARREY'S video declaration of love for EMMA STONE, KATHY GRIFFIN has recorded one for JUSTIN BIEBER ...