BREAKING NEWS!!! KIM AND KANYE PUBLICLY DECLARE THEMSELVES A COUPLE!!!: Neither KIM KARDASHIAN nor KANYE WEST have commented publicly on their relationship status, but if it's true that a picture is worth a thousand words then they are sooooo ON!!! London's "Daily Mail" has the first photos of the pair engaging in a public display of affection commonly known as holding hands.

KIMYE'S hand holding was caught on camera as they attended last night's opening of sister Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick's restaurant in New York City. Peep the PDA's here, here and here.

ROMANCE REPORT - KATY PERRY PHOTOGRAPHED KISSING HER ALLEGED NEW MAN: Perhaps KATY PERRY does have a new man after all!!! At the very least, the photos confirm she and the new guy are at least having fun together -- if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

 Friday, a photo of  Katy leading Rob by the hand as they walked in front of the crowd barrier was all over the 'net. But these latest pics are a bit more intimate. They show Perry hugging, kissing, and cuddling the guitarist for Florence + the Machine at the recent Coachella Music Festival. Peep the pics here, here, and here.

WAS SEAL PLEASURING HIMSELF DURING A PERFORMANCE ON 'THE VOICE'???!!!: There's a ten-second clip floating around the Internet today featuring SEAL on the Australian version of "The Voice".  In it, Seal -- who's one of the judges on the show, looks like he’s doing unspeakable things to himself during one of the performances. Now I'm pretty sure he wasn't, but the camera shot of him from the chest up and his arm movement sure make it LOOK like he is.

We Report, You Decide. But check it out quick because the TV show’s parent company keeps pulling the video as fast as people can upload it


JENNIFER ANISTON IN DENIAL - NOT GETTING MARRIED IN GREECE: You knew this was coming ... the minute BRAD PITT put a ring on ANGELINA JOLIE'S finger, JENNIFER ANISTON was going to announce she was getting married, too, because that's the way tabloids and gossip sites work. And sure enough, TMZ reported yesterday that Aniston was scouting wedding locations on the Greek island where her father John Aniston was born.

But don't run off to Target to get her a wedding gift just yet. Her rep denies the story, telling 'Us Weekly', “"[This is a] total fabrication. She was not in Greece." Then added, "How is it that one of the most photographed people in the world supposedly goes to Greece to check out a hotel she never heard of and is not spotted or photographed?"

BABY POOP - GIULIANA RANCIC EXPECTING VIA SURROGATE: GIULIANA and BILL RANCIC are expecting a baby in late summer. They're using a surrogate, but they're the biological parents. They've been trying for a long time, but have been unsuccessful for various reasons, including a miscarriage and Giuliana's battle with breast cancer. Giuliana is currently cancer free.

BABY POOP - IS MEGAN FOX PREGNANT???!!!: Has MEGAN FOX been fetused??? E! Online seems to believe so, reporting she’s pregnant with her first child. Nothing is official, though. They got the word from an unnamed source.

MADONNA EXPOSED!!!: MADONNA has always been willing to tell all -- and as a vintage photo about to go up for auction proves, she's also been willing to show plenty. The snapshot is an outtake from her 1992 book "Sex", and shows Madge sprawled on a bed with a sheet covering her private parts. Her breasts, however, on a full display. Word is the black-and-white photo could fetch up to ten grand.

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