IT'S A GIRL FOR JESSICA SIMPSON: In case you didn't hear the sonic boom, JESSICA SIMPSON finally popped yesterday! According to Jessica's website, daughter Maxwell Drew entered the world at a healthy nine pounds, 13 ounces. "Maxwell" is baby daddy Eric's middle name, and "Drew" is Jessica's mother's maiden name.

On a related note ...upon hearing the news Celebrity Twitterville blew up. "American Pie" star JASON BIGGS tweeted,  “Are the rumors true? Did Jessica Simpson just give birth to a couch?”  "Pie" co-star and "How I Met Your Mother" star ALYSON HANNIGAN tweeted, "Does this mean I now have the biggest baby bump in Hollywood?" What do you think, does she?

SO HOW MUCH WILL THE PHOTOS BE WORTH?: Now the question is how much will Jess get paid for the first photos of baby Maxwell? E! Online thinks the snaps could go for around $750,000 and that "People" magazine is most likely where they'll end up.  Jess could use the cash to pay her hospital bill. TMZ says she's paying nearly $4,000 a day for a VIP suite at Cedars-Sinai. Here's what that kind of dough gets you ...

BABY MAXWELL - CUTE OR CREEPY?: Radar Online hired a forensic expert to mock up a photo of what Maxwell will look like in a few years. This is what he came up with ...

So what do you think, cute ... or creepy -- like one of those "Children of the Corn" brats? We Report, You Decide!

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KHLOE KARDASHIN GOING SOLO ON TV: Is KHLOE KARDASHIAN ditching hubby LAMAR ODOM? When it comes to reality TV, she just might be. TMZ says the couple recently pulled the plug on Khloe and Lamar, while he focuses on his real job as an NBA star. In the meantime, E! is reportedly working with Khloe on a solo show. Insiders say it would be similar to Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

In the new "People", Khloe stresses that their show wasn't cancelled.  "We just wanted a little pause." She tells the tab.  "Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support."

'DANCING' UPDATE - ELIMINATION NIGHT:TV's Urkel, JALEEL WHITE, was eliminated on last night's "Dancing With the Stars". Joining Jaleel in the bottom two and on the dance floor for the Dance Duel was Disney star ROSHON FEGAN. The two had a rumba dance-off, with the judges unanimously selecting Fegan to stay.

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