ELTON JOHN + ELTON’S HUSBAND vs. MADONNA - WHO YOU GOT???: It’s on between ELTON JOHN, his husband, and MADONNA. War was declared Sunday when, before the Golden Globes, Sir Elton told a reporter that the Madonna had no bleeping chance of winning the Best Original Song award. When the reporter said, "Those are fighting words," Elton replied, "Those are accurate words."  When Madge was told of the comment later in the evening, she replied, “Was he wearing a dress?” … adding, "may the best man win."

Well, Madonna did win, and that didn't go over too well in the John household. His husband David Furnish took to Facebook to blast the Material Mom. He wrote, "Madonna. Best song???? [Bleep] off!!! Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP: EVA LONGORIA took a day off from glamour yesterday while on a jaunt to a bakery in Hollywood …

BABY POOP: KELSEY GRAMMER and his wife Kayte Walsh are expecting twins. Kayte has previously been pregnant before their February, 2010 wedding but suffered a miscarriage. This will be the fifth and sixth child for Grammer, the first two children for Walsh.

SPLITSVILLE: MENA SUVARI has filed for divorce from husband Simone Sesito. Suvari, who married Sesito in 2010 at a private church in Vatican City, cited irreconcilable differences. She’s asking a judge to prevent he future ex from collecting spousal support.

2. AVRIL LAVIGNE has split from her boyfriend Brody Jenner. Life & Style magazine claims it’s because they didn't see eye to eye on their views on marriage. A source tells the tab, "She wanted to settle down, but he wasn't exactly ready. It put a strain on their relationship."

SNAPSHOT: SIMON COWELL pretending to get a call on a banana while relaxing on his yacht ...

With his famous man-boobs on full display! Sexy!!! ...