TAYLOR SWIFT THREATENS LAWSUIT OVER TOPLESS PIC: TAYLOR SWIFT is threatening to sue a gossip site for publishing a less-than-innocent photo they identified as a "leaked" nude pic of her.

According to TMZ, Taylor insists it is not her and is considering filing a suit charging the site with copyright infringement and distributing "false pornographic images." The site, which is said to be weighing its options, published the pic along with what they referrred to as "evidence" the photo was legit.

Here's the so-called evidence they lay out: They point out that "after careful examination of the photo" it has to be Taylor because the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor has been known to eat strawberries, and the top of the line wood paneling on her bedroom walls is so "hoity-toity" only a "country star like Taylor Swift would splurge" on something like that.

The "evidence is so idiotic I gotta believe it was meant to be tongue in cheek. I mean, the girl barely resembles Taylor.

ROMANCE REPORT - IS EVA LONGORIA SCORING WITH ANOTHER BALLER???: Has 'Desperate Housewives' star EVA LONGORIA drafted another NBA baller  to replace ex-husband Tony Parker?

According to the 'New York Post', she has. Eva was spotted with Los Angeles Lakers Matt Barnes at a Manhattan restaurant last week, and according to a witness, "There was definitely a spark between Eva and Matt. They weren't seated next to each other, but you could tell there was something between them. There was a little hand-holding over the table and a lot of eye contact."

Asked for comment, Longoria's rep trotted out the old "they're just friends" response.

That, however, wasn't good enough for Longoria ... "First Jessica Simpson, now this," she wrote on her WhoSay page -- alluding to rampant chatter about Jessica Simpson's possible pregnancy. "Once again, press gets it wrong, Matt barnes and I are not dating!" She added: "We are doing a charity event together for Padres and Athletes vs Cancer."

Eva Longoria's photo Me and @georgelopez and Matt Barnes @troplv at Club Nikki
L to R: Matt Barnes, Eva, George Lopez and friend - Eva Longoria on WhoSay

LINDSAY LOHAN SHOWS US HER PICS: LINDSAY LOHAN got her jacked up teeth fixed. And she's so happy with her new look she posted a picture of it on Twitter, along with the message, "Thanks, Dr. Dorfman for the zoom . . . My gums are so sore though!"


WATCH - HEIDI KLUM DRESSED AS DEAD BODY FOR HALLOWEEN: HEIDI KLUM, known for her elaborate Halloween costumes, really outdid herself this year transforming herself into a skinless autopsy body for her annual Halloween party in Las Vegas ...

MORE CELEB HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: The stars were out for early Halloween festivities this weekend! Here are a few choice costumes:

Nicole Richie as Jennifer Lopez
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy
Gwen Stefani as Cinderella
Lindsay Lohan as a French maid

SNAPSHOT: DEMI MOORE left a nail appointment in West Hollywood the other day and got totally hounded by the paparazzi. According to an eye witness, Demi, quote, "lashed out and screamed obscenities at them as she pushed through the group on the way to her car." Another witness says it was only because one of the photographers goaded her into it by blocking her path, then shoving his camera in her face.

Meanwhile ... the photographer has filed a battery report against Demi, claiming she struck him as he tried to take her picture on Friday. He told X17Online, "Demi was crazy; she was totally losing it. I was just standing on the sidewalk, trying to get a few shots of her and she was going completely mad. She tried to jump on me and swipe my camera." TMZ is calling bull**** on the photogs story saying he displayed no visible injuries and that, quote, "judging from the photos of the incident, it appears the pap was way too close and in her face." The West Hollywood Sheriff's Department will reportedly be given the complaint to investigate.