Hollywood Dirt: Taylor Swift is the butt of President Obama Joke, Funniest Kris Jenner Photobomb Ever + More
TAYLOR SWIFT GETS DISSED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA: Poor TAYLOR SWIFT, she can’t even catch a break from the president himself. The annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner was on Saturday night and, as per tradition, the president busted out a few jokes — one of which he reserved for Taylor’s fondness for dealing with breakups in her song.
Speaking of the budget-cutting sequester, President Obama quipped,“Republicans fell in love with this thing, and now they can’t stop talking about how much they hate it. It’s like we’re trapped in a Taylor Swift album.” The president also poked fun at the furor over JAY-Z and BEYONCE’S controversial trip to Cuba last month, saying, “This whole controversy with Jay-Z going to Cuba; it’s unbelievable. I’ve got 99 problems, and now Jay-Z’s one!”
On a related Swift note … Taylor’s ex, 19-year-old HARRY STYLES from ONE DIRECTION, is supposedly dating 33-year-old KIMBERLY STEWART. She’s ROD STEWART’S daughter, and BENICIO DEL TORO’s baby mama. Cameramen caught the two leaving an L.A. restaurant together after having spent the evening dining with Rod, and his wife Penny. Sources inside the restaurant told TMZ Harry and Kim were “flirtatiously fooling around throughout the meal.”
ASHTON KUTCHER GETS INTO ‘VIOLENT’ CONFRONTATION: ASHTON KUTCHER got into a “violent” shoving match with a security guard over the weekend. According to TMZ, Ashton was in the VIP area at the Stagecoach country music festival in Indio, California when a woman approached to say hi and shake his hand. Ashton was cool with that, but for some reason the security guard wasn’t. The gossip site claims he shoved both Ashton and the woman, which resulted in Ashton and the guy getting into a “violent” shoving match. Witnesses insist this was not Ashton’s fault, that the security guard was way out of line.
Speaking of Kutcher … CBS has renewed “Two and a Half Men” for an 11th season. Both Ashton and JON CRYER have signed one-year deals to return, but ‘Half Man’ ANGUS T. JONES’ status is still up in the air. Last fall, Angus dissed the show in an interview with a religious website called it “filth” and suggested people stop watching it.
Supposedly, he’s in talks to remain on board as a recurring character. “Us” magazine reports that it was Angus’ decision to take on a lesser role, because he wants to focus on a electronic music career, but other sources say he wants to go to college. Angus hasn’t commented on any of this.
DEMI MOORE NIP SLIP: DEMI MOORE hit the red carpet for Target Presents AFI’s Night at the Movies the other night. Her nipples made a cameo …
DID CAMERON DIAZ ONCE HOLD GWYNETH PALTROW DOWN TO SHAVE HER ’70S BUSH’?!: GWYNETH PALTROW was on “Ellen” last Friday, talking about that sheer dress she wore to the “Iron Man 3″ premiere. You’ll notice there was a lot of see-through material on the sides so Gwyneth was obviously not wearing underwear.
She told Ellen the dress required some emergency landscaping because, quote, “I work a ’70s vibe, if you know what I mean.” Gwyneth immediately played it off like she was joking, saying, quote, “I don’t, I don’t.” But maybe she wasn’t because Gwyneth’s story brings to mind an appearance CAMERON DIAZ made last year on British television, and a story she told about a friend of hers whom she wouldn’t name who purposely never groomed herself.
Cameron’s exact quote about her was that she was, “obsessed with having a ’70s bush.” In fact, it’s so ’70s that, quote, “When she takes a bath, it, like, literally sways like seaweed.” Well, Cameron and some other friends couldn’t take it anymore so they, quote, “took her into the bathroom, we pinned her down, one of our girlfriends had a pair of scissors and a comb and the other three of us were holding her down . . . and our friend was in there, like, hacking.” So the obvious question is, who is Cameron Diaz talking about? We may never know, but it’s fun to speculate that it’s Gwyneth.
CHELSEA HANDLER SHOWS US HER PICS: Wanna see what CHELSEA HANDLER looked like in high school? She posted a picture of herself with two of her sisters on Twitter.
BABY POOP: VINCE VAUGHN is going to be a dad again. Vaughn announced last week that he and wife Kyla Weber are expecting their second child in August. The couple, who married in January 2010, is already parents to a two-year-old daughter, Locklyn.
2. Former Beverly Hills 90210 star IAN ZIERING is a dad gain. He and his wife Erin welcomed daughter Penna Mae Ziering on Friday, two years to the day after their first daughter Mia Loren was born. “We didn’t plan it!” Ziering, 49, tells People. “Mia was born a week late and Penna was a week early.”