MARIAH CAREY'S UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING WARDROBE MALFUNCTION: MARIAH CAREY busted out a rather uncomfortable looking outfit while performing at an Austrian ski resort the other day. Let's just say the contours of Mariah's naughty bits were very well defined ...

Wardrobe malfunction aside, can we all agree her hair looks especially fierce?

VICTORIA BECKHAM LEAVES CHILD BEHIND: VICTORIA BECKHAM isn't just a celebrity mom, she's clearly an over-worked, sleep-deprived celebrity mom because Posh recently admitted to driving off without one of her kids!  Victoria confessed to "Vanity Fair" how she got halfway to school one morning before realizing she didn't bother to make sure her 13 year old was, you know, actually in the car.

"I jumped in my Range Rover, put the car seat in...and drove to school.  And then I realised I'd left Brooklyn in the kitchen! I was driving along, talking away, and all of a sudden, I looked down at the seat, and I was like: "Shit! Shit! I've forgot something,'" she said. Thank goodness it was the older kid and not 9 month-old Harper, huh?

WHO IS THE NEW JOHN MAYER SONG ABOUT? AN A-LIST CELEBRITY!: JOHN MAYER'S new song, "Shadow Days" is reportedly about a love lost with an A-List celebrity. And that A-lister is none other than JENNIFER ANISTON!

According to an "Us Weekly" source, John was truly in love with Jen. The source tells the tab, quote, "It really took him a long time to get over her. He really loved her a lot. He wrote the song as a farewell letter knowing Jen would hear it. Ultimately he's done a lot of self reflection though and it he realizes they weren't right for each other."

BOBBY BROWN SAYS 'DON'T BLAME ME FOR WHITNEY'S DEATH': BOBBY BROWN insists he's not the reason that WHITNEY HOUSTON is "gone." In an interview airing tomorrow on "Today", Brown insists he wasn’t the one who turned Whitney onto drugs. Brown says Whitney was introduced to drugs “way, way before,” they got together,” adding. “'It's just unexplainable how one could, [say that I] got her addicted to drugs. I'm not the reason she's gone.” When asked how people saying Whitney’s life went downhill after she started seeing him makes him feel, Brown replied, quote, “terrible.”

WILL WHITNEY'S BODY BE ENCASED IN CEMENT???!!!: WHITNEY HOUSTON was reportedly buried with over $800,000 worth of jewelry, reportedly forcing her family to hire a 24-hour guard. But now, according to a report in the Daily Star, her mom Cissy can’t afford to keep it going so she’s looking into another option.

A close family friend told the tabloid they are considering encasing Whitney’s body in concrete to keep out potential burglars. “It makes robbery virtually impossible,” said a source. “It would take a long time to get through even with a pneumatic drill.”

JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED BY EX-DRIVER: JENNIFER LOPEZ is being sued by her former personal driver, who claims her powerful manager Benny Medina humiliated him and destroyed his career. According to the lawsuit, Hakob Manoukian claims he started driving for J.Lo and Marc Anthony in 2005, and over time they loved him so much, they convinced him to shut down his company and work exclusively as her personal Head of Security and Transportation. But Hakob claims things went south when Lopez began filming the movie "What to Expect When You're Expecting" in 2011, and that forced him to spend time with Medina.

Hakob, who was born in Iraq, says Medina hated his guts, and would often rip him for the way he dressed, cussed him out in public and told him "he could not speak English well enough." Long story short, Hakob says he was basically forced to resign -- and now he's suing J.Lo and Benny for unspecified damages. Lopez hasn't commented on the lawsuit, but Medina tells TMZ, Manoukian was a "disgruntled employee who chose to quit."

IN DENIAL - KHLOE KARDASHIAN: KHLOE KARDASHIAN is denying reports that her reality show with hubby LAMAR ODOM has been cancelled. It's more like 'on hold'. Her rep tells MTV that further production of "Khloe and Lamar" will "depend on their schedules as Lamar's basketball is [the] priority right now." He did confirm TMZ's report yesterday that they are still expected to continue to make appearance on the mother ship show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians".

'DANCING' UPDATE - FIRST PERFECT SCORE: We got routines to classical music on last night's "Dancing With the Stars", and the season's first perfect score.

MARIA MENOUNOS and DERK HOUGH did a paso-doble with a Romeo and Juliet theme. The judges went wild, and gave them a perfect score of 30. Bringing up the rear were MELISSA GILBERT and her partner MAKSIM. Their fairy tale waltz failed to impress any of the judges. Score: 21


BABY POOP: MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL and PETER SARSGAARD welcomed their second child, daughter Gloria Ray, on April 19, according to 'The Hollywood Reporter'. We're only now finding out, because ... well, frankly, because it's none of our business!!!