Hollywood Dirt: Mariah Carey Shuts Down Disney + Gwyneth Paltrow’s Scandalous Relationship Advice & More

GWYNETH PALTROW'S SCANDALOUS ADVICE FOR MAKING A RELATIONSHIP WORK:  Man, that GWYNETH PALTROW is turning out to be a freak-flag flyer. First she's walking around red carpets with no underwear, and talking about letting herself grow wild down there. Now it turns out she thinks the best way to end an argument with her husband is to service him orally, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Gwyneth was on "Chelsea Lately" Monday night, and Chelsea told a story that was supposed to highlight what a good advice-giver Gwyneth is. "One of our friends was like, 'I got in a big fight with my husband and I went home and I just wanted to scream and yell.'" Chelsea recounted,  "And you were like, 'Whatever you're doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a b***j**.'"

PINK ADMITS TO BEING A 'REFORMED SLUT': The always outspoken and unfiltered PINK is featured on the cover of the June issue of Glamour, and inside its pages she explains why so many of the songs on her current album, including “Slut Like You” and “Walk of Shame,” are about lust.

She says it's because she's a, quote, “reformed slut," adding,  "It’s my very unsophisticated way of taking the power back.” She goes on to say, “I’ve always had an issue with [the idea that]: OK, we’ve both decided to do this. Why am I a slut and you’re the player? You didn’t get anything from me that I didn’t get from you.”

Elsewhere in the interview ... Pink calls motherhood, quote, "the raddest thing ever," but admits to failing as a mom in one particular area. She says, quote, "Willow said, '[Effin'] hi,' the other day. I'm like, '[Eff]!'" We're gonna get a [swear] jar. Have to."

MARIAH CAREY SHUTS DOWN DISNEY FOR VOW RENEWAL: Only a diva like MARIAH CAREY could pull off shutting down the 'Happiest Place on Earth' for her vow renewal.

Mariah and hubby NICK CANNON celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary last night at Disneyland in an over-the-top ceremony that included her and daughter Monroe arriving in front of Sleeping Beauty's castle in a Cinderella inspired horse drawn carriage. Mimi Tweeted out a couple of short video clips, which you can peep HERE and HERE.

LOHAN LUNACY: LINDSAY LOHAN is supposed to check into rehab for a court-ordered, 90-day stay tomorrow, but E! Online says she hasn't even chosen a rehab facility yet. And if she doesn't pick one and check into it tomorrow, she'll be in violation of her probation and could end up in jail.

However, Radaronline claims she may use a technicality to delay. The site claims Lindsay’s judge told her she had to enroll in rehab by May 2nd but didn’t specifically say she had to start by May 2nd. They claim her defense may try to argue she’ll start at a later date to give her a little more time on the outside.

Meanwhile ... there's also been some talk that after LoHo gets out of rehab, she's going to start blogging about her time on the inside. According to the rarely-reliable New York Post, Linds is in talks with the website Celebuzz about blogging about her 90-day stint when she gets done doing her time.

But a source tells E! Online that's not true. Lindsay does plan to, quote, "have her own space on the web where she can talk about her...love of fashion, music, art and her unique sense of style," but not about her stay in rehab.

And as if this week wasn't going to be rough enough on Lindsay ... her Porsche got towed Monday after she parked it illegally. She got it back after handing over paperwork and paying a tow fee. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

ROMANCE REPORT - HEATHER LOCKLEAR DATING PLASTIC SURGEON: HEATHER LOCKLEAR reportedly has a new boyfriend.

According to the New York Post, the former Dynasty star, who was previously married to rockers Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora, is dating Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Marc Mani, who appeared on the TLC program Plastic Surgery Beverly Hills. An insider tells the site that not only are the two getting close, “he’s also helpful for getting some work done.”

ANGELINA JOLIE AT 16: Newly-released photos of  ANGELINA JOLIE when she was a 16-year-old model show she was always been beautiful. They also prove that those voluptuous bee-sting lips of hers are 100 percent real. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

'DANCING WITH THE STARS' - WHO WENT HOME?: ANDY DICK'S amazing run at the bottom of the "Dancing With the Stars" leader board has finally come to an end. Dick was pretty emotional afterwards calling his time on the show the best experience for him, and joked with Carrie Ann that it was all her fault he was eliminated because she gave him a five on Monday and the other judges gave him sixes.

MICHAEL JACKSON’S MOM BROUGHT TO TEARS AT DAY-TWO OF TRIAL: Private family video of MICHAEL JACKSON with his kids on Christmas morning brought KATHERINE JACKSON to tears Tuesday on day-two of the wrongful death lawsuit she filed against concert promoter AEG Live. The Jackson family’s lawyer showed the video in court in an attempt to show the King of Pop in a different light, one rarely seen by the public.

Meanwhile, AEG Live argued that there was "a risk in allowing any [Jackson family member] in the courtroom," and asked that Randy Jackson, the only one attending the trial Tuesday with his mother Katherine, be booted from court. The defense believes having members of the family in court could influence the jury, since their seats are just a few feet away from the jury box in the small L.A. courtroom.

The judge ruled he could remain, "but you cannot have five in the courtroom." So from now on, just one of Michael's brothers and sisters can sit in the courtroom at a time.