DOES MADONNA EMPLOY A 'STERILIZATION TEAM' TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM STEALING HER DNA???!!!: I'm going to go out on a limb and say the odds of this story being true are very slim, but when it comes to the narcissitic MADONNA one never knows, so I'm going to throw it out there just in case.

  According to the not-always-reliable Britain's "Daily Mirror" tabloid, Madonna's tour posse includes a team of people who clean up after her. No, not her trash and dirty dishes; her hair, skin or saliva!!! The so-called "sterilization team" supposedly "extreme cleans" her dressing room after she leaves to keep the crazies from stealing her DNA.

A Portuguese concert promoter tells the tab, quote, "We can only enter [her dressing room] after her sterilization team has left the room . . . it's all to protect her, and make her feel comfortable." Adds the promoter, “I do understand it, but  it IS taken to extremes.” A source close to the Material Girl reportedly said, “She is a perfectionist, and expects the best. But then, at her age and with her status, why shouldn’t she?”

IS JENNIFER LOPEZ'S BOYFRIEND GAY AND ONLY WITH JLO FOR FAME?: JENNIFER LOPEZ does not know what she’s getting into with her new man. At least that’s what a former friend of Casper Smart is now claiming. Joshua Lee Ayers, who claims to have been close to Casper for years, tells In Touch Casper is only using Lopez. “He’s willing to do whatever Jennifer wants as long as it furthers his own career,” said Ayers.

Meanwhile … Ayers is also insinuating Casper may be gay. Back in March he posted the above picture on his Twitter account of a shirtless Casper, wearing only shiny gold stuffed shorts, along with the caption, “Check out Ur boy…and his low key homo ways.” A rep for J.Lo denies Casper is gay, adding, “these comments are born from envy and jealousy. It must be a slow news day.”

LOHAN LUNACY ON THE SET OF HER LIFETIME MOVIE: Since LINDSAY LOHAN started filming the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick", she has already rammed a Porsche into the back of a dump truck and received a visit from paramedics due to "exhaustion". So how bad are things really? A source tells the "National Enquirer", quote, "She's completely unfocused. Most days she shows up two hours late and she rarely knows her lines. A production assistant has to feed them to her. The footage so far has been just awful."

Another source claims Lindsay is clashing with her co-star GRANT BOWLER, who's playing RICHARD BURTON to her ELIZABETH TAYLOR. Apparently, Lindsay felt that she deserved a bigger leading man, so she's had it in for Grant from the start. Continues the source, "The crew is fed up with Lindsay because they have to spend so much time dealing with her diva antics and, in turn, trying to soothe Grant’s battered ego."

BEYONCE AND KIM KARDASHIAN HANG OUT: We're constantly hearing tabloid and gossip site rumors that BEYONCÉ absolutely HATES KIM KARDASHIAN, and hates that she has to hang out with her because KANYE WEST and JAY-Z are tight.

She didn't look too annoyed with Kim over the weekend, though. Photos of Kim and Beyoncé having a great time together Friday night during Kanye and Jay-Z's gig in Birmingham, England were Tweeted out and to me, it looks like they're genuinely having a good time together.


JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS US HER TWEETS: JESSICA SIMPSON hit up Twitter with a pic of herself pushing her daughter Max in a stroller, although the photo is mostly dominated by Jessica's massive cleavage. "Just taking a walk around the block," she captioned her Tweet. "Street legal???"

Meanwhile ... Despite recently signing a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers that requires her to shed 50 pounds in five months, Jess has been struggling to lose the baby weight. In Touch magazine reports that hitting the gym has been difficult for her. “She’s so emotional,” a friend tells In Touch. “She doesn’t want to leave her baby. Sometimes she just starts crying. It’s hard for her.” Word is Jessica hit 210 pounds during her pregnancy. Her goal weight is 130.

COVER SHOT: Perhaps someone should clue OK magazine in on Jessica's weight struggles. Check out the cover of their latest issue ...

BABY POOP: Grey’s Anatomy star JESSICA CAPSHAW is a mom for the third time. The actress and husband Christopher Gavigan welcomed daughter Poppy James Gavigan on June 20th. The couple is already parents to Eve Augusta, 20 months, and Luke Hudson, four and a half.

KELLY OSBOURNE SHOWS US HER TWEETS: "I'm in love and I don't care who knows about it!" Tweeted KELLY OSBOURNE, along with an intimate photo. No, there's not a new man in Kelly's life. She's referring to brother JACK'S new daughter, Pearl.

SNAPSHOT: Someone in the Denver area is selling a 1970 Volkswagen Beetle on Craigslist, which was been customized to look like the head of GENE SIMMONS from KISS. He's asking $10,000 for the car.