Hollywood Dirt – Listen to Gwyneth Paltrow Get Raunchy on Charity Date + Charlie Sheen Claims Brooke Mueller Wants Cash not Kids and More

LISTEN TO A DRUNK GWYNETH PALTROW TALK ABOUT GOING BARE DOWN THERE: GWYNETH PALTROW had dinner a few days ago with a couple of Australian DJs who paid 30 grand to a charity for the honor, and was anything but the snooty, pretentious and holier-than-thou celeb she's reputed to be. Probably because Gwennie got her drink on before she met up with them. The end result was a completely uncensored Paltrow caught on tape.

During the meal she started talking about her appearance on "Ellen" last month, and, man, did it get personal. She retold the story about how she had to get some emergency grooming done before she could wear her dress to the "Iron Man 3" premiere. (VIDEO)

But being drunkity-drunk, she told it a bit dirtier this time. And at the end it sounded like she confirmed that she was the one Cameron Diaz was talking about last year on "The Graham Norton Show", when she said she had a friend who had to be trimmed  by force. (VIDEO)

CHARLIE SHEEN CLAIMS BABY MAMA BROOKE WANTS CASH NOT KIDS: CHARLIE SHEE’S ex DENISE RICHARDS is taking care of his twin sons while his other baby mamma Brooke Mueller is in rehab, but according to TMZ Brooke wants her brother to get temporary custody until she gets out of the Betty Ford Center.

Charlie thinks the only reason she wants Denise out of the picture is because of the monthly $55,000 child support check. If the kids are with her brother and not Denise then she’ll continue to have access to the cash. So Sheen’s lawyers will be in court this morning to, as TMZ put it, “expose [Brooke’s] crass ploy.” The gossip site adds that Denise has text messages from Brooke “which makes it clear she wants and needs those monthly checks.” Their sources add that Brooke will claim it’s Denise who is in it for the money.

EX-NANNY HITS USHER WITH WRONGFUL TERMINATION LAWSUIT: A former nanny of USHER has filed a wrongful termination lawsuit against him, alleging he hired her as a part-time employee in 2010, but forced her to work significantly more hours than expected. Cecilia Duncan claims she did not receive overtime pay for caring for Usher’s two sons, and that when she complained to the singer, he fired her before paying her what she feels she’s due. Sources tell TMZ she's suing for an amount in the six-figure range.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA RETURNING TO 'THE VOICE': CHRISTINA AGUILERA is returning to “The Voice”, Us Magazine confirms. She’ll be back in her coach's chair for the fifth season, while new additions, SHAKIRA and USHER, will both likely take time off from the show.

A source explains, "Shakira wants to take a season off to take care of the baby. She has an option to come back too. And Usher is doing a movie, so he couldn't do season five [even]if they wanted him to." CEE LO GREEN is also reportedly in talks to return.

Meanwhile on "American Idol" ...  KEITH URBAN will be staying put. Urban announced on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” yesterday he’ll be taking RANDY JACKSON'S chair next season. Ellen didn't press him about the other judges so I'm forced to read between the lines and assume NICKI MINAJ and MARIAH CAREY are definitely gone.

'DANCING WITH THE STARS' – WHO WENT HOME?: Three couples are through to next week’s finals on "Dancing With the Stars". Soap star INGO RADEMACHER and KYM JOHNSON are not one of them. Ingo got the boot last night after finding himself in the Bottom Two with Disney starlet ZENDAYA and her partner VAL CHMERKOVSKIY.

In other ‘Dancing’ news … ABC announced yesterday that next season “Dancing with the Stars” will only be on one night, airing Mondays only, with no results show, the network didn’t go into detail on how exactly that’s going to work.

SNAPSHOTS: SANDRA BULLOCK picking little Louis up from school (PHOTO)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL on their way to a Democratic National Committee dinner with President Obama (PHOTO)