LINDSAY PARTYING BEFORE LOCK UP: LINDSAY LOHAN is very aware her time as a free woman is ticking away because she's been making the most of it while on a photo shoot in Miami.(--She has till June 17th to begin her sentence on the theft charge.)

 Linds has been hitting the beaches and clubs of Miami for the past few days, and reportedly partied at one hot-spot until the wee hours of the morning three nights in a row!!! Lilo even managed to have not one -- but two wardrobe malfunctions. I swear that girl would lose her court-ordered ankle bracelet if it weren't attached!!!

THE SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD SCANDAL: Remember how we all found out last week that the housekeeper son was actually fathered by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? Well, guess who else just found that out last week as well? The man Patty was married to when she had him.

Rogelio Baena thought that kid was his for 13 years, and only learned the truth when the rest of us the world did. (--He and Patty split up not long after the child's birth in 1997.) Asked by "Entertainment Tonight" how he felt after learning the truth, Rogelio said, quote, "Very, very angry! Arnold Schwarzenegger...was my hero."

 HINES WARD WINS!!!: HINES WARD of the Pittsburgh Steelers (Booooo!!!) is your "Dancing with the Stars" Season 12 champion(Yaaaay!). He joins Dallas Cowboys' EMMITT SMTIH (Yaaay!) on the list of pro football players who have won the mirror-ball trophy. His partner, KYM JOHNSON, won the trophy once before, on Season Nine with DONNY OSMOND.

KIRSTIE ALLEY was the runner up, and Disney star CHELSEA KANE came in third, even though Chelsea was easily the better dancer.

 COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: “X Factor” judge CHERYL COLE has a dilemma. FOX executives want her to break up with “Dancing With the Stars” pro DEREK HOUGH because they think it would be good for her image if she was single and appeared ready to mingle.

A source tells Britain's not always reliable “Mirror”, "Derek may be dreaming of worldwide stardom, but he's seen as a small-time dancer on a TV show. TV executives (feel) if she's going to win over Hollywood, she'd be better off doing it as a sassy and single girl-about-town." Cheryl is said to be "torn" about the alleged orders.

 CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: MIKE MYERS turns 48 today! All together now: "Yeah, baby!!!" Here's who else will be taking a swing at a pinata today.

SNAP SHOT: LADY GAGA greets fans at an NYC Best Buy store in one of her trademark weird-but-skimpy outfits. I realize Gaga isn't for everybody, but she was BORN THIS WAY, DARN IT!!!

RELATED: Watch Lady Gaga Eat David Letterman’s Notes [VIDEO]

 ROMANCE REPORT: Maybe OLIVIA WILDE *isn’t* dating JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and they *are* just friends after all. Maxim’s 2009 “Sexiest Woman Alive” and “Hangover” star BRADLEY COOPER were said to be “inseparable” at his New York premiere party Monday night.

Spies for The New York Post’s Page Six observed Cooper and Wilde sitting next to each other in a VIP booth for most of the night before leaving together just before 1 a.m.

 The pair was also spotted at the "Saturday Night Live" after-party over the weekend, where she also hung out with Timberlake. But it was Cooper their sources say she had her eye on: "It looked like Olivia was friendly with Justin, but (she was) flirting with Bradley."

 QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I know where my food comes from. I don't get sad 'cause you don't build relationships with those animals...there's the pigs, that's the dog that I play with and love, but it's the pig that's gonna be in the freezer next month."

– “Farm girl” ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY, who stars opposite SHIA LABEOUF in the upcoming "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" As a member of PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals - I respect that. I mean, if you're gonna eat 'em, you can't complain.

RELATED: First Look: Watch Megan Fox’s Replacement in “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” [VIDEOS]

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