LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY TO BE ARRAIGNED TODAY; WILL PROBATION BE REVOKED?!: LINDSAY LOHAN will be arraigned later today in California on charges she lied to cops in connection with her June car accident.
According to TMZ, it is expected that Lindsay’s judge will revoke her probation in her jewelry heist case and schedule a date to formally decide whether her lying was a violation of her probation. The site reports that hearing will happen at the same time she stands trial for lying to cops, and even if she’s found not guilty, she could still be in violation of her probation.

If it is determined she violated probation, she could get as much as eight months in jail, and that doesn’t include time she could get if she’s found guilty of lying. The probation issue is totally up to the judge, but sources say prosecutors are, quote, "out for blood", and they're recommending Lindsay get the book thrown at her.

But like a cat that always lands on it's feet ... TMZ's source tells them the judge assigned to the case, quote, "is not a big jail person." Word is she strongly favors counseling and rehab over jail.

Meanwhile ... Lindsay isn't required to be at the hearing, and she's not expected there, mostly because she's currently living in New York. Well, that plus if she was present, and her probation gets revoked, she could've been faced with the embarrassment of being cuffed and led away right then and there.

ANNE HATHAWAY FLASHES VA JAY JAY AT 'LES MIS' PREMIERE: ANNE HATHAWAY is the latest celeb to learn the hard way that it's best to wear underwear to a red-carpet event. Hathaway opted to go commando at the "Les Miserables" premiere the other night in New York City, and as she exited her car, she flashed her not-so-private parts. (PHOTO)

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Perhaps she wanted to distract from that hideous outfit, no?

WATCH - BRUNO MARS AS TINY ELVIS: Did you know BRUNO MARS got his start performing as Tiny Elvis at his families musical revue in Hawaii? True dat. His act was so adorable, he was featured in the 1992 movie "Honeymoon In Vegas" ...

NICK CANNON AND MARIAH CAREY DO IT TO HER MUSIC: She’s one of the sexiest singers on the planet, and he’s, well, married to one of the sexiest singers on the planet. So what music do you think MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON have playing when they get all smoove up in each other? When asked during a radio interview on Tuesday whether the celebrity couple get down to the sound of Carey’s music, NICK CANNONS answered with an emphatic “Absolutely!” When asked if he listens to Mariah’s music while he gets all smoove up with himself, Nick again answered in the affirmative, adding that his favorite Carey song to listen to while pleasuring himself is ... “Hero.”

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CHARLIE SHEEN DONATES $75K TOWARDS 10-YEAR-OLD’S CANCER FIGHT: CHARLIE SHEEN has made another big donation -- this one to someone a little more deserving than Lindsay Lohan. TMZ reports Sheen donated $75,000 to help a little girl fight a rare form of cancer. Charlie was recently speaking with a cop in Hermosa Beach, California, when he found out about another officer whose 10-year-old daughter was diagnosed with Childhood Rhabdomyosarcoma, which requires over a year of expensive medical treatments.

Charlie reacted by telling the cop, “no parent should have to watch their kid go through that,” and the next day sent a check to the Hermosa Beach Police Association, which had started a fund for the kid. I bet this is the first time Charlie has spent $75,000 on drugs that weren't for him!

HUGH HEFNER'S FIANCEE SHOWS US HER PIC: Check out the rock HUGH HEFNER gave his second-time fiancée CRYSTAL HARRIS. A year ago she sold off the first one, a 3.39-carat diamond ring, for half its value.


JENNIFER LAWRENCE TOPS MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN LIST: "The Hunger Games" JENNIFER LAWRENCE Jennifer has landed at number one on AskMen’s 12TH annual list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women.

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The 2.4 million people who voted picked the 22-year-old over MILA KUNIS, who came in second. Sports Illustrated model KATE UPTON took the number three spot, followed by RIHANNA and EMMA STONE.

Interestingly, KIM KARDASHIAN, who was eight last year, fell all the way to 98 this year, while NICKI MINAJ, five last year, dropped off the list entirely, as did JENNIFER LOPEZ, JESSICA ALBA, and MEGAN FOX.

COVER SHOT: DREW BARRYMORE'S daughter, Olive, makes her debut ...

LISTEN - AVRIL LAVIGNE COVERS NICKLEBACK: AVRIL LAVIGNE recorded a version of NICKELBACK'S "How You Remind Me" for some anime movie, and it sounds a lot like an ALANIS MORISSETTE song to me. Press play and see if you agree.

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