Hollywood Dirt: Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Too Good for ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ Chris Brown Latest Swatting Victim + More

LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTS DOWN 'DANCING' OFFER: Apparently LINDSAY LOHAN still believes reality TV is beneath her, even if they are offering her a $500,000 pay day. TMZ is reporting that "Dancing with the Stars" has offered Lindsay over half-a-million dollars to compete in its upcoming season, but word is she turned them down because (1.) she feels like reality TV is beneath her, and (2.) she still thinks she has a movie career.

Keep in mind that amount of money could pay her IRS back taxes and the attorney who’s kept her out of jail all this time, but evidently Linds perspective is still a bit warped. A rep for DWTS would neither confirm nor deny the report, saying they don't "comment on casting."

Meanwhile ... It looks like Lindsay is still messing around with MAX GEORGE of THE WANTED. She posted this photo of them together on Instagram yesterday ...

CHRIS BROWN GETS SWATTED: The latest in a string of swatting incidents involving celebrities went down yesterday after an anonymous 9-1-1 call sent cops to CHRIS BROWN'S house, claiming there was a domestic incident involving a gun.

TMZ reports the call claimed a mother and father were in a fight and the father had raced to another room in the house for a gun. The Hollywood Hills address given turned out to be that of Brown's $1.6 million home. Police did not find any evidence of a gunman or any dispute at Brown's home, and TMZ reports Chris was not home at the time.

KRIS and BRUCE JENNER were swatted last Friday when someone reported a man with a gun in their Calabasas mansion. Unlike the Chris Brown situation, the Jenner's were home, and forced out of the house while a SWAT teamed searched it.

JAMIE FOXX REBUFFS DYING DAD: JAMIE FOXX'S biological father would like to reconnect, but Jamie has no apparant interest in meeting with him.

According to the not-always-reliable National Enquirer, Foxx’s estranged father is seeking a reunion because he's afraid he's dying from a lung condition. Jamie's father's wife tells the Enquirer they've, quote, “left [Jamie] hundreds of messages [over the years]... but he has never returned our calls.” Foxx has stated publicly he was abandoned by both of his parents when he was very young and was raised by his maternal grandparents.

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - DEMI MOORE HAS A NEW BOY TOY: DEMI MOORE has a new younger man in her life -- 31-year-old restaurant mogul Harry Morton. The 50-year-old Demi was spotted holding hands with Morton on Saturday in Los Angeles. Sources tell the New York Post that the two have known each other for a few years but only recently started getting closer ... if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

BILL CLINTON CAUGHT STARING AT KELLY CLARKSON'S BUTT: My favorite pic from yesterday's Inauguration: Bill Clinton either photo bombing Kelly Clarkson or checking out her butt. Given his reputation, I'm going with "B"! But, we report, you decide! (PHOTO LINK)