Hollywood Dirt: Lindsay Lohan & Russell Brand in Trouble with the Law, Celebrity Cellulite + More

CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE - LINDSAY LOHAN:  A hookah lounge manager claims LINDSAY LOHAN grazed him with her Porsche early yesterday morning and then fled the scene.  Word is Lindsay tried to get out of a tight spot and allegedly grazed a car belonging to the manager of a nearby hookah lounge -- as well as the guy's knee according to some reports -- then peeled out.

Cops were called, but a police spokesman told "People" magazine that the man told them there was no injury to his knee or his vehicle, so they left and closed the case. Witnesses at the scene also told TMZ the guy wasn't injured. Then the guy found out who Lindsay was, and things quickly changed. He suddenly developed an injury, went to the emergency room, hired an attorney and now plans to file a police report, which could re-open the case.

Linds hit up Twitter to deny the allegations, calling the guy's accusations a "complete lie" and "absurd." She tweeted, "I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi."  If Lindsay didn't do anything wrong, though, this is interesting: She was caught on camera switching places with her friend after the incident. Wait, what???!!! Are you telling me Lindsay may not be holding herself accountable for her own actions? Well, NOW I've heard everything!

 TMZ posted a picture of Lindsay in the driver's seat at the scene of the accident, parked near two police cars. In the video, you can see Lindsay jump into the passengers seat and her friend get behind the wheel. In Lindsay's defense, it's not clear if they were trying to pull one over the cops or if Lohan was just too traumatized to drive after the incident.

BABY POOP - JESSICA SIMPSON'S BABY NAME REVEALED:  "In Touch Weekly" may have spoiled the surprise of JESSICA SIMPSON'S daughter's name. Supposedly a "family friend" told them her name will be Maxwell.

In an interview in this month's "Elle" magazine, Jessica announced she and fiancé Eric Johnson were expecting a baby girl, and while she wouldn’t reveal the name they had chosen for the child she did say it was 'non-traditional' and that "when people hear it, they’ll know why.' Well, Maxwell is baby-daddy ERIC JOHNSON'S middle name, and his grandmother's maiden name.

Want more proof that "In Touch" may be onto something? Jessica has been wearing a necklace with a diamond "M" pendant, and has admitted that it stands for the baby's first initial.

CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE - ARREST WARRANT ISSUED FOR RUSSELL BRAND: TMZ has learned that New Orleans police have officially issued a misdemeanor warrant for RUSSELL BRAND'S arrest following his run-in with a photog on Monday. Brand is accused of grabbing the paparazzo's iPhone and hurling it through the window of a nearby building.  Although Russell has not commented on the arrest warrant, he did tweet his reason for the grab and smash. Quote: "Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently. What I did was a tribute to his memory."

UPDATE - ASHLEY JUDD IN DENIAL: ASHLEY JUDD'S rep has responded to Internet speculation that Judd has been injecting gunk into her face in an effort to beat back the ravages of time. The rumors started after Ashley appeared on a Canadian talk show earlier this week, and her face appeared to be puffier than usual.

“For the record," Judd's rep told E! News. "Ashley has been battling an ongoing, serious sinus infection and flu. Therefore, Ashley has been on a heavy dose of medication to overcome it so she could get on a plane and travel...to fulfill her commitments."

"This may have contributed to her face appearing 'puffy'.” He then issues this challenge: “Anyone who is truly paying attention and not looking to perpetuate a ridiculous story can look online further at photos of her last night during an Apple Store event in NYC and see for themselves that there is zero sign of plastic surgery, puffiness, fillers, etc.”

I couldn’t find any photos of her at the event her rep cited, but I did find these from a visit she made to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime at the United Nations in New York City yesterday …

My take? If she DID get work done, she needs to ask for her money back!

WHITNEY'S MOTHER NOT DOWN WITH BOBBI KRISTINA AND WHITNEY’S 'ADOPTED’ SON HOOKING UP: WHITNEY HOUSTON’S mother is said to be aghast after getting wind of the news that daughter Bobbi Kristina was caught kissing her ‘adopted’ brother in Atlanta yesterday -- virtually confirming the rumors that the pair is romantically involved. (Nick Gordon has been living with the family after Whitney took him in about ten years ago upon discovering he was having problems at home.)

According to TMZ, CISSY HOUSTON told a close friend, quote, "What they're doing is incestuous." The gossip site’s source adds that Cissy feels that her granddaughter is being is taken advantage of by Gordon and is asking the Whitney Houston Estate to take legal steps to get him evicted from Whitney's home -- where he’s currently living with Bobbi Kristina.

CELEBRITY CELLULITE: Cellulite. You have it. Your BFF has it. Even hot celebrity chicks have it. Radar Online has the photographic evidence in their online gallery of "10 Stunning Bikini Babes" who have that cottage cheese thing going. Peep the pics HERE and instantly feel better about yourself.

BABY POOP - CHARLIZE THERON IS A MOM: CHARLIZE THERON has adopted a baby boy. In a statement, her publicist said the actress is a "proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson." Officially, that's all we know. But an 'Us Weekly' source claims the boy was born in the United States, and is African-American.

2. JESSICA ALBA poses with Haven and Honor Marie in the new issue of “Parenting” …

UPDATE - JENNIE GARTH AND PETER FACINELLI IN DENIAL: When news hit that JENNIE GARTH was ending her 11 year marriage to ‘Twilight’ star PETER FACINELLI yesterday, The World Wide Web of Celebrity Gossip started speculating whether or infidelity was the reason behind the divorce filing. Today, the pair wants you to know there is say NO TRUTH to the rumor! "We just want to make it very clear, “ they said in a joint statement, “there are no third parties involved."

LEAH REMINI SHOWS US HER TWEETS - SAYS SHARON OSBOURNE GOT HER FIRED: It's on between LEAH REMINI and SHARON OSBOURNE!!! This after Remini hit up Twitter to break her silence about her and Holly Robinson Peete’s departure from 'The Talk' last summer. Leah says it was co-host Osbourne who got them fired. The former King of Queens star tweets, "Sharon thought me and Holly were 'ghetto.' We were not funny, awkward and didn't know ourselves. She has the power that was given to her."

Sharon took to Twitter herself to deny Leah's take, writing "In response to Leah Remini's continuous comments that I had her fired from The Talk, let me just go on the record to say I had absolutely nothing to do with her departure from the show and have no idea why she continues to take to Twitter to spread this false gossip."

To which Leah replied, quote, "If someone wants me to stop, they should call a lawyer and tell them what I am NOT telling the truth about. We can go from there."