Hollywood Dirt: Lindsay Lohan Flaunts Side-boobage, ‘Glee’ Star Checks Into Rehab + More

LOHAN LUNACY: After filming her guest spot on "Anger Management", LINDSAY LOHAN flew to Brazil to make some bank pimping out the grand opening of some store in Sao Paolo.

Linds not only made a reported one hundred grand over the weekend, she also made headlines for a near-wardrobe malfunction and some weird behavior. LoHo arrived in one city via helicopter wearing a flimsy, loose-fitting dress, and showing a ton of side-boob. (PHOTO)

Then one night at a club, she hid under a table because she didn't want people bothering her for pictures. Yes, she sat right on the floor under the table! So far, no one seems to have evidence that Lindsay drank anything but water.

Meanwhile . . . TMZ quotes sources on the set of the CHARLIE SHEEN comedy 'Anger Management' as saying LiLo "borrowed" a bracelet, a necklace, earrings, pants and shoes from the wardrobe department and then "forgot" to return the stuff. She also supposedly acted quite the prima-donna while on the set, showing up late, leaving early and threatening to walk altogether when called on to act before she was good and ready.

Oh, and about that 90 day lock down rehab thing ... According to TMZ, although she's scheduled to check into a facility on or before May 2, LiLo won't serve that 90-day stretch until the court and her lawyers finish tussling over what sort of facility she will visit, or if that's going to happen at all. TMZ first report a few weeks ago that there is no such thing as a lock down rehab facility in New York state or California. The gossip site says the options are regular rehab or jail.

MISS CANADA PUTS FELLOW CANADIAN JUSTIN BIEBER ON BLAST - CALLS HIM A 'DOUCHE': The reigning Miss Canada, Sahar Biniaz, is not impressed with JUSTIN BIEBER. In fact, she thinks he's, quote, "a bit of a douche."

But it could be because she has an axe to grind over a missed photo opportunity. When a paparazzo pointed out to her that Bieber was a fellow Canadian of hers as she was entering an L.A. area restaurant the other night, the reigning Miss Canada said, quote, "Yeah, he's a bit of a douche, to be honest," then added, "I asked him, 'Hey I'm Miss Canada, do you want a picture?' And he's like, 'No, not right now.' . . . That's Justin Bieber for you."

Speaking of the The Douche, er, I mean The Biebs ... Justin had to leave his new monkey with customs officials when he touched down in Germany the other day, because he didn't have the proper paperwork to bring it into the country.  He can pick it up when he leaves, after paying a fine and the cost of its quarantine. Justin has shows scheduled in Germany through Saturday.

LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERRIFF'S OFFICE BENT ON PROSECUTING JUSTIN BIEBER: The Los Angeles county sheriff has his sights set on bagging Justin Bieber. According to TMZ, the sheriff's office is bent on prosecuting The Bieb over that incident in which he allegedly spat on a neighbor during an argument over loud parties at his estate.

If it happens, Justin would be charged with criminal battery. Officials privately say it has nothing to do with Bieber's fame, and that anyone "headed down a dangerous path" to more serious crime merits extra scrutiny.

CELEBRITY REHAB - CORY MONTEITH: "Glee" star CORY MONTEITH has "voluntarily" checked into rehab. His rep says "for [a] substance addiction." Cory's girlfriend and co-star LEA MICHELE vows to "stand by him through this" and adds that she's "proud he made this decision."

SNAPSHOT: Wait, whaaaat?! REESE WITHERSPOON is no longer legally blond? Nope. Check out the brunette look she's rockin' these days. (PHOTO)

JOAN RIVERS TO ADELE, 'LOSE WEIGHT CHUBBY LADY': Earlier this year, JOAN RIVERS cracked jokes about ADELE'S weight on the "Letterman" show. (She said the song "Rolling in the Deep" should be called "Rolling in the Deep-Fried Chicken.")

And weeks later, she’s not backing down. In an interview with the Huffington Post Rivers defended the joke. Quote, "It's not mean. She's a chubby lady who's very, very rich, and she should just calm down . . . or lose weight! Then she went for the jugular. "She wanted an apology, so I took an ad out on her ass. I said, 'You are not fat.' And then I had room for a lot of other ads. Adele is beautiful and successful and has what, $100 million? Let's face reality: she's fat!"

MADONNA NOT HER BROTHER’S KEEPER: MADONNA officially became a billionaire last week, but according to her older brother, she won't even give him the spare change in her car’s cup holder.

Anthony Ciccone, an alcoholic who's been homeless for several years, tells Britain's Daily Mail, "Madonna doesn't give a [damn] if I live or die. She lives in her own world. She never loved me [and] I never loved her anyway. I've got no beef. She don't owe me nothing." A friend of the family defends Madonna's actions saying Madge has actually funded several trips to rehab for Anthony, but won't simply give him cash until he cleans up.

CELEBRITIES SHOW US THEIR (EASTER) PICS:  Here are some of the Easter pics celebs Tweeted out yesterday ...

Britney posted a photo of her "little baby" Hannah Spears ...

Kim Kardashian Tweeted out a back-in-the-day photo of "me, Kourtney, Khloe & our dad! Love these old memories" ...

And finally, Snooki showed off a pic of her baby "Lorenzo in his bunny outfit!!" ...