LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY ASSAULTED IN NYC HOTEL ROOM: Stop me if you've heard this one before ... LINDSAY LOHAN, blah, blah, blah, police were called. Yup, it's another Lohan story that involves cops being called. In this one, Linds was attacked in a New York City hotel room by some guy she brought home from a club on Saturday night.

According to TMZ, she was partying with some friends and the guy, when she realized he was taking photos and video of her. She confronted him, and discovered that he had 50 videos and pictures of her, and was already e-mailing them out to his contacts.

There are two reports of the ensuing confrontation with slightly different details. In Version One, the guy allegedly threw Lindsay on the bed. Lindsay ran out of the room, but returned later, and this time the dude threw her to the ground, got on top of her and started choking her.

A friend was able to pull him off, allowing Lindsay to yank the fire alarm alerting police. The guy -- Christian LaBella -- was arrested on assault and charged with two counts of assault and harassment.


Version Two has Lindsay grabbing LaBella's camera and running from the room, with LaBella in hot pursuit. They allegedly struggled in the hallway, where LaBella choked Lindsay, then someone -- not Lindsay -- pulled the fire alarm, cops came and LaBella was arrested.

CHARGES DROPPED - DUELING HARASSMENT CHARGES:  Because there wasn't enough evidence to prove Lindsay's claims, however, the charges against LaBella have been dropped and his arrest voided. Both have filed harassment charges against each other.


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MAZEL TOV!ANNE HATHAWAY WEDS: ANNE HATHAWAY married her actor and jewelry designer boyfriend Adam Shulman in Big Sur, California on Saturday night. A source tells People magazine the guest list was far from star-studded. "It was just friends and family. No movie stars. There were only a few people in the business there, like her stunt double."

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The couple, who have been together four years, got engaged last November. (PHOTO 1), (PHOTO 2), (PHOTO 3)

MAZEL TOV! CAT DEELEY WEDS: 'So You Think You Can Dance' host CAT DEELEY got hitched over the weekend. Deeley married comedian Patrick Kielty in Rome on Saturday. Cat and Patrick have been friends for a long time, but only began dating a year ago.

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CELEBRITY SIDE BOOB: There seems to be a new fashion trend sweeping Hollywood -- the side boob! The latest celeb rockin' the faux wardrobe malfunction is SELMA BLAIR, seen here flashing the side-boobage while out shopping over the weekend. (PHOTO)

WATCH - JUSTIN BIEBER PUKES ON STAGE: Was it nerves or Bieber Fever? Justin Bieber threw up in the middle of a song during his concert in Glendale, Arizona Saturday night. So that’s how he keeps his girlish figure!  Biebs is blaming first-night nerves and "too much milk". I think it's having to listen to Justin Bieber music night after night. We Report, You Decide!